Farted In The Elevator

Man, I just farted in the elevator (let's go)

And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"

Bitch, I just farted in the okay

Now I'm going up like an escalator (yeah, yeah)

Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)

Someone farted on the escalator

Oh wait, it was me, see you later

Spit on my finger, and then I put it in your ear (uh)

Shaved down my teeth and didn't get veneers (ay)

Drove hella drunk, and I hit a damn deer (oh my)

Tired of being natty, I'm hop on gear (let's get it)

Got me saying, "what" like a partially deaf guy

Played my song, now I'm banned from the Best Buy

Got hos crazy, she hit me in my left eye

Hmm (I mean), pray for the next guy

I just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket

Gave her my number, and she immediately blocked it

I just put a metal fork into an electrical socket

I got bored as hell and decided to play "Bop It"

Kick my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman

I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can

Fought a cripple, man, that dude really lacked hands

Stripper shitted on me while she gave me a lap dance (uh)

Man, I just farted in the elevator (let's go)

And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"

Bitch, I just farted in the okay

Now I'm going up like an escalator (yeah, yeah)

Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)

Someone farted on the escalator

Oh wait, it was me, see you later

Man, I just farted in the elevator (let's go)

And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"

Bitch, I just farted in the okay

Now I'm going up like an escalator (yeah, yeah)

Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)

Someone farted on the escalator

Oh wait, it was me, see you later