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Okay kids, you all know the story
But this version, gets a bit gory
I know you were sleeping, boring, snoring
What if little red hood, was in the bed instead
And she waited for the lumber man
In her slumber and, instead, in came the wolf
Rap, rap, rapping at her chamber door
She beckoned his eye, she did not recognize
Through her disguise, was all a guise, you see
Little red, climbed into bed, wild thoughts in her head
The prey no more to be
She hunted his kind, but just for a wild ride
His hide was her prize, but to the floor
Her jaw would plummet
Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach
So, the wolf ate her whole
Which caused speculation
About the wolfs reputation
For eating, old ladies you see
Red wanted to be eaten, she had a fever
And heat and, in the moment
She felt bolder, so she pretended to be older
Little red, riding good, her man, cutting wood
Under age, but acquired goods
The wolf just, wanted food, an, price was paid
When the wolf, was split in two
Revealing duh truth, they all still applaud her fraud
But an official said, little red was the victim