Illegals In My Yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Throw them some pesos, and they work so hard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

I don't even ask if they got green card

They're gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas

They're gonna clean all my cars this Christmas

They're gonna shovel all the snow this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard

They're gonna dig me a pool this Christmas

They're gonna landscape my lawn this Christmas

They're gonna cook me up some tacos this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

16 arrive in a stolen car

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

When they're not working they sit at the bar

They're gonna drink some Cervezas this christmas

They're gonna shoot some Tequila this Christmas

They're gonna get DUIs this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard

They're getting free organ transplants this Christmas

They're going to have anchor babies this Christmas

They're gonna scream "Si se puede" this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

One at a time run past those border guards

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard

Hugo Chávez sent his kind regards

They're gonna tackle Pat Buchanan this Christmas

They're gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas

They're gonna join up with "La Raza" this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard

They're gonna spread bubonic plague this Christmas

They're gonna bring me lots of bedbugs this Christmas

They're gonna pass tuberculosis this Christmas

Those illegals in my yard