Get Me What I Need

There's the cool kids

There's the preps

And there's the skate punks

And the jocks

And then there's me

There's the losers

There's the nerds

And there's the stoners

And the goths

And then there's me

But then there's you!

'Cause you're the new kid in the school

You're not defined by one specific breed

And so you're free to flit from group to group

From scene to scene

'Cause you're the conduit

The medium, the go-between

Which means you're perfectly positioned to

Get me what I need!

Look, Archie, I'm the wrong guy for this

One date, that's all I'm asking!

Isn't there some nice girl on the

"Special Needs" bus?

They don't like me

Even back before the crutches

It was clear

I don't fit here

So it's hopeless

I can't walk right up to Kendra and say "Hey"

She'd run away

But look at you!

You're making friends and having parties

And adapting with impressive speed!

Just twenty minutes when we're sitting

So our knees could touch –

Yes, it's a tiny inconvenience

But it means so much!

'Cause out of all of Indiana

You can get me what I need!

It's impossible!

And what I need is-

Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)

Beautiful Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)

Wonderful Kendra!

Make her appear!

If you want a girl

The girl you want is

Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)

Very hot Kendra! (Very hot, very hot)

Go tell Kendra

I'm waiting here!

Here's the problem:

Every minute, every second that I wait

Might be too late

So let's face it:

If I ever had a chance, the time is now

So who cares how?