Man From the Past

I like the kind of people

That never go to parties

Always causin' trouble

Just 'cause they're alone

Sure would like a girlfriend

That doesn't need a robot

Just give me a woman

That always hangs her pants up

I only need a car that will

Get me where I'm goin'

I'm a man from the past

There's many new diseases

Girls get when they go

With men dressed like policemen

Only you can know

Scientists are worried

Apes can learn to sing

Hooked up to the sub pumps

They can't feel a thing

Nobody thinks it's funny

When I make a low joke

I'm a man from the past

There's many new diseases

Girls get when they go

With men dressed like policemen

Only you can know

Scientists are worried

Apes can learn to sing

Hooked up to the sub pumps

They can't feel a thing

Nobody thinks it's funny

When I make a low joke

I'm a man from the past