Banditos

So just how far down do you want to go

And we could talk it out over a cup of joe

And you could look deep into my eyes

Like I was a super-model

Uh-huh

Well, it's you and me baby no one else we can trust

We'll say nothin' to no one no how or we bust

And never crack a smile

Or flinch or cry for nobody

Uh-uh

Chorus:

Well give your I'd card to the border guard

Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Of the United Federation of Planets

'Cause he won't speak English anyway

Everybody knows

That the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight

We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows

That the world is full of stupid people

Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos

Yeah and that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car

And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far

When they finally get the word

That there's been a hold-up uh-huh