Mama Goes Where Papa Goes (2024 Remastered)

How come Henry dear, said Mrs Henry Brown

You always disapper when the evening sun goes down

'Cause I don't know but Henry I suspect

You found a friend of the female sex

So from now on, mama's gonna go along

Just to make sure you keep your willpower strong

Yeah, mama goes where papa goes

Or papa don't go out tonight (no sir)

Mama goes 'cause mama knows

He can't be trusted out of her sight

Mama's got a feelin' that she must be near

Just to help her papa keep his conscience clear

So mama goes where papa goes

Or papa don't go out tonight!

Here's your bedroom slippers and your favorite pipe

Here's your yellow bathrobe with the gorgeous purple stripe

Here's your armchair and the paper that you read

And here's the lovin' mama who's got everything you need

There's your struttin' slippers and your evening clothes

There's your spaz and gloves, you know who paid for those

Now you can go and step, but listen, papa dear

There ain't a thing out there you can't get in here

Now I've had plenty of daddies, and you ain't the worst

But your mama here believes in safety first

And any married woman will admit I'm right

A husband in the home is worth a dozen out of sight!

Oh, mama goes where papa goes

Or papa don't go out tonight

I said mama goes 'cause mama knows

He can't be trusted out of her sight (yeha)

A teacher used to tell me when I went to school

And girl who trust a man is a doggone fool

So, mama goes where papa goes

Oh papa

I said papa

Mama goes where Papa goes

Or Papa don't go out tonight