I'm a Jerky Jerk

Well, I've been called a lot of things in my life a dope, a ninny, a twit

A pea - brain lame brain no brained know-it -all little pip

An obnoxious dunce, an old goon, a bone-headed puny buffoon

but no one's ever told me how much they care

I thought they were too stupid to see the genius of this little squirt

But on reflection their lack of affection

Is because it turns out I'm a jerk

Can I go on ignoring their words

When everything they're saying is true

That's why I'm always alone

'Cause I'm a jerk. Wait, but that's me! That's who I am, baby!

I'm a jerk

I'm a jerky jerk

I don't care what they think

I don't care who I hurt

Uh yeah!

I'm obnoxious and annoying I'm toxic, soul destroying

I'm a jerk

I'm a jerky jerky

Yup

I'm a jerk!