Befriend The Police

Befriend the police, don't at me

I saw it on the wall of a dis-used factory

In big tall letters, three feet high at least

Befriend the police

Why does everything have to be a battle?

I know there are more than just a few bad apples

I try to see the good in people, that's my problem

Haters gonna hate, I don't wanna be one of them

And on the same factory wall, it said

Bring on the dancing nurses

Bring on the dancing nurses

Don't at me, don't treat me (bring on the dancing nurses)

It's just factory graffiti

Bring on the dancing nurses

And befriend the police, don't judge me

If I'm not around when things turn ugly

I suppose I've always been less John and more Paul

That's what I'd write on the wall

Why does everything have to be a wall?

I told you I didn't like confrontation before

If you think that's wrong, cancel the song not me

Hey, I'm not sure that the band'd agreed

Bring on the dancing nurses

Bring on the dancing nurses

Don't judge me, don't treat me (bring on the dancing nurses)

I saw it on a factory wall

Bring on the dancing nurses

I know that I'm weak and you're strong

But don't judge me (don't judge me)

And I know that you're right and I'm wrong

But don't judge me (don't judge me)

I saw it on a wall, you're John and I'm Paul (don't judge me)

I'm over, you're just starting

If you're Malcolm then I'm Martin

I know that I'm weak and you're strong

But don't judge me (don't judge me)

And I know that you're right and I'm wrong

But don't judge me (don't judge me)

I saw it on a wall, you're John and I'm Paul (don't judge me)

Are they dancing? Why are you asking?

I'm asking, they're dancing

Bring on the dancing nurses

Bring on the dancing nurses

Bring on the dancing nurses (bring on, bring on, bring on, bring on)

Bring on the dancing nurses

Why does everything have to be a wall?

I told you I didn't like confrontation before