Funk You Up (Long Version)

But sit right there

And drink out your cup

'Cause I'm gonna mess around and funk you up

Gonna funk you right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

(Say now I'ma funk you up, boy)

Funk you right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

(Yeah, I'ma funk you up, boy)

Funk you right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

(Say now I'ma funk you up, boy)

Funk you right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

I say, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up

Sit back down

Right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

Funk you right on up, we're gonna funk you right on up

Say, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up

Sit back down

Hey, you, sitting over there

You better get up out of your chair

And work your body down

No time to funk around

If you're not ready

You better get yourself together

Gon' funk you up

It could happen anytime

Don't care about the weather

Gon' funk you up

My name is Gwen, uh, but they call me Blondie

I'm better known as the one and only

I'm five-foot-two, built so fine

36-26-36 dime

I'm better known as freaky 10

A Sequence freak with all the fans

When I clap my hands and I stomp my feet

I jam to the sound of the Sequence beat

Wave your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

Like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire

My main man Yogi Bear

I said I hit-ma-jazz, and I raz-ma-jazz

And I jam to the disco beat

And if you could move your body like you move your hands

Then I'm sure you can move your feet

'Cause I'm supersonic, I'm a 3X tonic

When I'm not down, I'm up

When I get real hungry I run to the store

And get my Reese's cup

I watch TV on my own

You gotta Yabba-Dabba-Doo with Fred Flintstone

I'm sweeter than candy, I'm sweeter than honey

That's why they call me Blondie

I'm super cool and I'm super fine

And I'm one of a kind to shock your mind

And you can ring my bell all through the night

Uh, you could rock my body 'til the early light

Uh, don't ring my bell, sayin' please

If you cannot fulfill my needs

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast

But they call my name from coast to coast

From the coast of California to the shore of Maine

Everybody loves the way I play my game

Say I got more rhymes in the back of my mind

Than Billy Dee got lovers

I say I got style and I got class

I don't talk my stuff too fast

See, I'm cold as ice, I'm twice as nice

I get more sex than a cat chase mice

Blondie, hey that's me

I'm rapping in the key of R-A-P

I said bye-bye, baby, boogie, a boogie, baby

Boogie baby, boogie baby, goodbye

I said bye-bye, baby, boogie, a

Boogie, baby, boogie baby, boogie baby, goodbye

And you heard the raps of Blondie

And it was all the way live

I said Blondie, hey, that's me

I'm rapping in the key of R-A-P, said

Ring-ding-dong

Ring a ding-ding-ding-dong

Ring-ding-dong

Ring a ding-ding-ding-dong

They call me Cheryl and I'll tell you why

'Cause I got such sexy bedroom eyes

And I pop 'em out and you look surprised

I got you and you're hypnotized

My love is strong if you can stand

To be within my sexy trance

But don't let this tell you about me

I'm a jealous lady and that you'll see

If I don't get the things that I mention

That's when I start crying for attention

(Attention) That's what I say

And things just always go my way

Well I talk a lot but I'm really shy

My loving ways just get me by

I write the baddest sounds around

I'm guaranteed to throw down

The only difference between you and me

And that is that I'm sexy

I'm an angel possessed with some devilish eyes

With the curvy hips to make your nature rise

Ring-ding-dong

Ring a ding-ding-ding-dong

Ring-ding-dong

Ring a ding-ding-ding-dong

I said Angie B is what they say

I got chocolate hips and a Milky Way

And I feel like a millionaire in space

Flyin' on a go-cart with a silver lace

Everybody calls me never wrong

'Cause I'm a best style freak with a funky song

Do you hear me talkin', do you hear me singin'

On the microphone, won't you sing along

(You go do it, you go do it, you go do it, do it, do it)

I got two great partners standin' by me

That's guaranteed to jam to the beat

One is Blondy and she's right on time

She calls herself Miss Super Fine

I said Cheryl the Pearl is the one with the eyes

She's guaranteed to hypnotize

Said Angie B, he, that's me

I can rock you so dangerously

(You go do it, you go do it, you go do it, do it, do it)

At a quarter to six you got in a fix

And you called on Angie B

And you look surprised as I arrive

To see me dressed to a tee

(You go do it, you go do it, you go do it, do it, do it)

Yodle-lay-de-hoo

Yodle-lay-de-hoo

Cha-cha-cha (Ha-ha-ha)

Yodle-lay-de-hoo

Yodle-lay-de-hoo

Cha-cha-cha (Ha-ha-ha)