Haiku

I was in the park having chips

Someone asked me if I'd move

It was a bearded guy

Handing out biscuits while he pushed a red cart

That man was all

"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

So, dang dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon

Hallelu

I learned a new haiku

Dang, dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon

Hallelu

I learned a new haiku

Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

I learned a haiku, yeah

Na-Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

I learned a haiku

Just now

Another girl appeared behind me

Gonna reach out and grab her hand

Oh, by the way

Is that alright? (Um, yeah)

Cool (Cool)

Now watch the way my face freezes

When I turn to the right

Just because

That man was all

"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

Also, dang dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon

Hallelu

I learned a new haiku

Dang, dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon

Hallelu

I learned a new haiku

Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

I learned a haiku, yeah

Na-Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

I learned a haiku

Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

I learned a haiku, yeah

Na-Na-Na

Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

Babies don't like raves

Babies cry a lot

Yeah, babies drink their milk

And cry a lot at night

Hindsights's 2020

Wish somebody told me

Never bring a baby to a rave

And also

Dang dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon

Halleluh

I learned a new hai-hai-ku-ku-ku-ku

You know I'll break those nachos

Good thing you've got a face like a mop

If you can't draw it, maybe trace it

My cornea's been through Lasik

I'ma treat you like a leaf

Yeah, I won't trade a bite of my Cinnabon

There's a noodle on the lawn

Left my phlegm in Hong Kong

Why is beef always meat?

How come childrens wear a fitbit

You got a very nice tie

But my ribs are partly see-through

I'm gon' rent a walrus house

I'm gon' bark in the park and stuff

I did fitness up at the farm

I once ate a fish's arm

You gotta learn the haiku

Yeah-eh-eh

(I learned a haiku, yeah)

It's just what I do

Hai-hai-ku away

Oh, a haiku, yeah

Yeah, yea-eh-eh

I said a haiku

I said a haiku everyday

(A nah, nah, nah)

(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(I learned a haiku, yeah)

You gotta learn the haiku

Yeah-eh-eh

(I learned a haiku, yeah)

You gotta learn the haiku

Yeah-eh-eh

It's just what I do

Dang dude

What a wild weekend

Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon

Hallelu

I learned a new haiku

Said a haiku, yeah a haiku everyday

Babies drink their milk and cry a lot