Bowling Alley Thug

Hideaway your money

Nothing's safe from me

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

Modern Casanova with an ordinary mug

Did you think that they'd talk about us

Every time we go home

I'm a tidal wave

You wash away, good luck in the break

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

Modern Casanova with an ordinary mug

Did you think that they'd talk about us

Every time we go home

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

Distant second cousin of your unrequited love

Around the edges I might look a little rough

But I just need a hug

I'm a slick Rick, smoking my cigar

Black fingernails match the carpets of your heart

Not as cool as we once was, I guess it's time to go home

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

I'm a cool, cool bowling alley thug

Modern Casanova with an ordinary mug

Did you think that they'd talk about us

Every time we go home