Olga I Cannot

- " I think I'll call Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra, please?

- " Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?

- " Ahh! I cannot!

I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Rumside Hall - in Durham

So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all - no

She looked so nice, she smelled so fine

Oh how I wished that Kendra was mine

5 foot 1 ande eyes that were blue

A smile that made me melt

oh, what could I do?

I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick - yes

If I came strait to the point it would do the trick - yes

I asked her if she'd like to go out with me

She said that she was flattered, but I just could't see

Why she said.

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! Olga I cannot

My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday

He does not want you to see me

So Olgaaaa. I cannot

I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue

I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday

Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky

Howza bout now baby come out with me?

And she said... she said...

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! olga I cannot

I would if I could, but I don't think I should

I can't, well I can but I shan't - it's not good man

Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot! I cannot!

I'm sorry that I ever rang

She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man

I want to see you, don't get me wrong

I'll contact you soon, it won't be long

But at the moment... I cannot."

I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone - Yes

She agreed to meet me, but I should have known - Yes

I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce

I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice

Start to say... Start to say...

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! Olga I cannot

I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain

And when I get back, I still cannot again!