Zee Bap

Buster, the last time a man threatened us

He was twice your size and packing heat

Yet here I stand

I got a magic phrase that shuts up jerks like you!

Doll-face, I don't care wh—

Listen up!

When a bully like you gets bossy

And starts a-screechin' like an alley cat

Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam

Is the phrase to make that cat go scat!

And when a bloviator pays opinions

And doesn't pay a lady what she's owed

Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam

Is the code to make him hit the road!

Webster's dictionary teaches language so clean

But Mr. Webster doesn't have the words that we mean

The music hath the charms to soothe the savage breast

Even when Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly is what we'd express!

So when an argument is at its Z, man

And you wanna curse and say "you dirty rat"

Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam

Is the classy way to make them scat!

Okay, here's your two-hundred

You dames are crazy, I'm outta here!

When a knuckle-head gets too handsy

And tries to wrestle me to the floor

I tell him Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam

As I kick him right through the door!

And when a caveman like him says "Dollface"

"It's time to settle down and be my wife"

Then, ladies, Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam

Well, tell him not on your sweet life, ooh!

Neither was a lad, neither Christian nor Jew

It's all he has to know that we can all bonnez-vous

And when we band together, girls

I'm certain you'll find

We're a family that's simplistic

And we intertwine!

So when some joker starts explaining what you already knew

We'll tell him, "Loopy-doopy, silly-ah-mah-hee, hilly-ah-dah-hee-blue!"

Or if he's stinking of perfume when he crawls in after dawn

We'll tell him, "Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly, doo-it and get gone!"

Is there a phrase that you can toss (Ooh-ooh, ya-doo-bee-wah!)