Do Not Disturb

Well, it's time to go to bed

Put your cares away to sleep

You can fret and fume tomorrow

But for now, just count some sheep

As your thoughts wander away

Let your eyes drift closed and dream

Put your phone onto the table

Pry your eyes off of that screen

Relax your limbs. Clear your mind

Let your stress flow away, and unwind

You've got worries, and bills to pay

Let them go, for tomorrow's another day

Your Facebook friends will wait

Change your smartphone's mode to 'mute'

Do not worry about your selfies

Instagram still thinks you're cute

Resist that urge to be online

Put off reading those bad take tweets

They will be there in the morning

Turn your phone off now. Don't cheat

Relax your mind. Do not fret

Even if someone's wrong on the Internet

Set that phone down, and put it away

Let it go, for tomorrow's another day

Now you're checking your email

I don't know who you're trying to fool

If you really want to sleep

Why ignore my simple rule?

Now you're clicking some clickbait

This is quite beyond the pale

You belong in some dumb listicle

Titled 'Top Ten Sleeping Fails'

Are you Slytherin? Just take this test

Hey, why not? Who really needs to rest?

In the morning, that's when you'll pay

But who cares? For tomorrow's another day