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Hey dude
(Yeah, bro?)
I got something I need to take off of my chest
(You do?)
Hey dude
We've been best friends for a really long time now
(Yeah, dude)
And there's something I need you to know
(Okay)
Remember that time we were surfing
And I almost drowned
And you dragged me to the beach
And performed CPR?
Well, no homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
No homo
But that's the day I knew you were mine
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
No homo
But your lips touching mine
Changed my life
Bro!
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
(Yeah, I think so)
Yeah dude
I totally get what you're saying
(You do?)
I've been wanting to tell you for so long
(You feel the same way, too?)
Remember that time at Disney World
When I ate that giant turkey leg
(Yeah!)
And I started choking
Until you came along
No homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
(We're so not gay)
No homo
But that's the day I knew we were right
Your body pressed into mine
Somehow didn't cross the line
(Why would it have?)
No homo
But that day
Changed my life
The outside world might see us as gay
But bro, we swear we're not
We're just two bros chilling out
And I think you're really hot (awesome)
(Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?)
Eh, what? Um, I'm doing the robot?
(I didn- I didn't, what? I didn't hear you)
I'm gonna smoke some pot
(That's cool)
Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo
Spooning with you just like we're lovers