My Imaginary Friend

She's a sensation, a divine flirtation

My imaginary friend

I'm a believer with Svengali fever for

My imaginary friend

She's got a guitar and she plays it loud

And when I'm with her I feel so proud

I go

Woah, woah

Woah, woah

She's a 9/11 truther, Lyndon LaRouche-er

My imaginary friend

She joined a militia, she's quoting from scripture

My imaginary friend

She says the masses are so hypnotized

That's how I feel when I look in her eyes

I go

Woah, woah

Woah, woah

She's a Seven Mountain dominionist

I lose an engram whenever we kiss

I got this feeling that's built up inside

A special love can't be denied

I go

Woah, woah

Woah, woah

I'm in love with my imaginary friend

I have faith in my imaginary friend

I share the love of my imaginary friend

My imaginary, imaginary friend