Quinoa & Kale

Each day I wake up

To greet the new day

And look in the mirror to find

Another grey hair

And the same underwear

It's a battle to fight Father Time

And whenever it rains

I get new aches and pains

See the doc says I'm lookin quite pale

Says I must eat my greens

But the truth sadly seems

That it's too late for quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Yes it's too late

For quinoa and kale

Vitamin supplements

Clutter my shelf

Bottles and bottles abound

Powders, elixirs

And protein shake mixers

Just tryin' to keep off the pounds

Now I'll tell you no lies

I've had my share of fries

There were times when I did tip the scale

Now my mind is a fog

And my arteries clogged

Yes it's too late for quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Yes it's too late

For quinoa and kale

Now the truth must be told

It's a bitch to grow old

And if health is the real holy grail

I'll salute with a beer

Cause the end may be near

Yes it's too late for quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Yes it's too late

For quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Quinoa and kale

Yes it's too late

For quinoa and kale