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The master bought a dragon but he didn't buy the meat
Now the beast is chewing on the cobblestone and street
He built a dungeon labyrinth without an exit door
So now the goblin army is complaining on the floor
I try to balance out the gold to pay the monthly rent
But all the copper coins on glowing evil rings were spent
I only took the villain job to get the steady pay
But now the shiny paladins are blowing up the way
Oh, the Dark Lord is monologuing once again!
He is giving all his secrets to the armored men!
He forgot to trap the ceiling and he lost the key!
And the angry little heroes are looking right at me!
I am dropping down my dagger and I'm walking out!
I don't get paid enough to hear a cleric shout!
He bought a crystal gazing orb to watch the kingdom weep
But skipped the necromancer's bill and now it's fast asleep
He laid a spiked and hidden trap right by the castle gate
And fell inside it yesterday because he stayed up late
I calculate the damage of the fireballs they throw
And realize this evil empire's finally gotta go
I only took the villain job to get the steady pay
But now the shiny paladins are blowing up the way
Oh, the Dark Lord is monologuing once again!
He is giving all his secrets to the armored men!
He forgot to trap the ceiling and he lost the key!
And the angry little heroes are looking right at me!
I am dropping down my dagger and I'm walking out!
I don't get paid enough to hear a cleric shout!
They told me joining up with darkness was a solid track
With matching uniforms and spiky iron on the back
But now the roof is caving in and heroes breach the hall
The master's crying in the corner staring at the wall
I'm stealing all the silver spoons before I hit the road
Because this villain operation is a heavy load
I only took the villain job to get the steady pay
But now the shiny paladins are blowing up the way
Oh, the Dark Lord is monologuing once again!
He is giving all his secrets to the armored men!