The Only Rhyme That Bites

when i small i studied

us georaphy, the teacher

said would you stand up

and list the states for me,

my kneese began a knocking

my words came out all wrong

then suddenly i burst out

with this silly little song

Alabama, and Alaska, Arizona,

Arkansas California, Colorado, Connecticut and more

Delaware, Florida, Georgia,

Hawaii, Idaho Illinois,

Indiana, Iowa ...35 to go...

Kansas, and Kentucky, Louisiana,

Maine Maryland, Massachusetts and

good old Michigan Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, and Montana

Nebraska's 27, number 28's

Nevada Next, New Hampshire, and

New Jersey, and way down,

New Mexico There's New York,

North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania

now let's see Rhode Island,

South Carolina, South Dakota,

Tennessee Texas and there's Utah,

Vermont, I'm almost through

Virginia and there's Washington,

and West Virginia last state

or is it just 49? No, Wyoming

is the last state in The 50 States

when i sat down all out

of breat the teacher said that

great i qute imprest