Bull Is The Spider

I am a spider, hi, how are you?

Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra

Sitting peacefully, content with mingling

Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling

But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime?

Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime

I'll wear four Air Force pairs at the same time

Connect you to my web before giving you some face time

Many a brave knight gave a brave fight

Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site

In the daytime, I'm a web designer

Then, when the nighttime arrives, I get kind of wild

I'm crawling up your wall

Black and hairy, very small

Now, I'm up above your head, hanging by a little thread

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

(Bull is the spider)

Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, shelob, an aragog

An arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm pog

A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers

Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers

Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things

Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings

Circadian mood swings change the way I do things

I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe"

Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings"

They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing

And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls

Right behind you, you'll be frightened

While you're trying not to fall

Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum

Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon

I'm climbing up your spout (creepy, crawly)

That rain won't wash me out (creepy, crawly)

I'm climbing up your spout

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

Your mates won't hear you shout

(Bull is the Spider)

I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element