So Exciting! (The Pitch Song)

Oh, the story! Ah! Yes, uh

There'll be

Lovers

And singers

And entrepreneurs

Depravity

Ecstasy

And love that endures

Worthy of even the best rock on tour

A tale in the shadows of dear sacré-coeur

We! See!

Along the seine

Upon it's filthy shore

The bloated corpses of those

Killed the night before

But it's a family show

With art both high and low

A tale of love

And death

And sex

And money

Dancing and away we go

Sweet satine

Who plays our ingenue

A sparrow singing up and

Down each avenue

She wears a thin black dress

And tells a tale of woe

Of pain and loneliness

But that's not all, as these things go!

She's rather sick

With some obscure malaise

No doubt a crueler trick from

Wilder desperate days

But one day

Singing through her pain

The song kicks out the rain

And there he stands

A lover

Yes

One day, everything changes

When she meets a man

A man

Unlike any she has known

He's uh

A ventriloquist

No! He's a matador

Striding across the sands of destiny

No no no

He's a sailor

Yes! A sailor! That's it

A man who has spent his life voyaging across the turbulent seas

He's been searching for a mate

And now it seems like fate

A gift from God above

A love divine forevermore

Their bodies intertwined

But fate has many other things in store

There's a man who already claims her

An evil gangster who runs this town

She's unhappy and no one blames her