Girls, Women, and Ladies

There was only me and her and him

The bar was giving last call, so I thought I'd move on in

And I was slick, feeling like a man

So I took the stool between 'em

And ordered one more round for me, her, and him

I placed my arms across the back of her barstool

Don't remember what I said, but at the time, it sounded cool

She pushed her drink away and never looked at me

She just paid her tab and tipped the man

And left me sittin' there alone with him

He said, "There's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies

There's yeses, and there's noes, and there's maybes

There's teasin' and pleasin', they start learnin' when they're babies

There's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies"

Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned

And he said, "Ain't they all a mystery?" Sonny, it's a sin

But they're all sittin' on the world we're tryin' to win

Ah, but you know I love a mystery

So let's drink another round to you and me and them

He said, "There's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies

There's yeses, and there's noes, and there's maybes

There's teasin' and pleasin', they start learnin' when they're babies

There's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies"

There's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies

There's yeses, and there's noes, and there's maybes

There's teasin' and pleasin', they start learnin' when they're babies

Oh, there's girls, and there's women, and there's ladies

I love all the girls and the women and the ladies