The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down (Roger's Song)

Oh, Roger is my name, and laughter is my game

C'mon cowpoke it's just a joke don't sit there on your brain

I'm not that debonair, I'm just a silly hare

If you want class I'll have to pass so go get Fred Astaire

My buddy's Eddie V.

A sourpuss, you see, but when I'm done

he'll need no gun cause a joker he will be

C, D, E, F, G, H.

I... Love to raise some cain, believe me, it's no strain

It feels so great to smash a plate

And look, there is no pain.

No pain!