Buttermilk Biscuits (Keep On Square Dancin')

Now I'm your big maul dropper, mud duck stopper

Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper

Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'

I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks I'm catchin'

I hate dumb skeezers, MC beaters

Drop 5 grand on my Bird wattmeter

Smooth like ice, don't get nice

Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (huh huh)

Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!)

Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go

Sift the flour, roll the dough

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits

Them buttermilk biscuits

Buttermilk biscuits

(Lord have mercy Mix-A-Lot's got me rappin' about biscuits now)

Freak from L.A. to the Carolinas

Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima

Don't make a difference what food you make

Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate

You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers just right

I am eat 'em with jelly at my favorite deli

Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits

Buttermilk biscuits

Buttermilk biscuits

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street

Looking for something to eat

In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass

All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss

Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later

Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter

The boy walked up, and what did he say?

"Say, buttermilk biscuits free today!"

Well what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg

Gimme ten of them suckers with grits and eggs

Glass of Koolaid and a whole stick of butter

Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh)

Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand

Bang that sucker 'til the dough expand

Put them suckers up in your oven

Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'

Add a dab of honey if you want to get funny

Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny

Kinda get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party

And rub them suckers all over your body (huh huh)