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Baa, baa, black sheep
Get your cream on deck
One for your mouth
One down your neck
Yes, sir
Yes, sir
Three bags full
I'm stuffing you raw, girl
That's my goal
Counting sheep
I've lost all track
When I hit that spot
There's no going back
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail
But got a thrill
Don't know what they
Did up there
But now they've got
A daughter
Jack fell down
And busted his cock
Jill just laughed
Well, that's a shock
Guess our daughter won't
Have a brother
At least not from the
Same old father
Row, row, row your boat
Straight into the stream
Slide it in deep
Make her scream
Merrily, merrily
Merrily, merrily
By the time I'm done
She can't walk
Hopping around
Soaked in whipped cream
Hickory Dickory Dock
My mom climbed up and
Rode the cock
The sperm shot up
It couldn't be stopped
Nine months later
I popped right out
Pop
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
His balls were bouncing
Threatening a sprawl
All the king's horses
Grabbed some hoops
Slam-dunked him sideways
Smacking his troops
Humpty's junk swung wild
Slapping the floor
King's men grabbed it
Screaming for more
Even the hens joined in
Grinding hardcore
By the time it was done
He was scrambled and sore
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds
But I wanted the buffet
Climbed right up
She let out a squeal
Now I'm rubbing and sliding
Making her feel
Dick on her lap
Cream on her hand
She's bouncing and moaning
Clutching my gland
Clutching my gland
Clutching my gland