Sweep Me Off My Feet (Live)

Hey, you

I'm not bold or cool or masculine

Me, I'm just waiting for that perfect Latin lover to walk in

I'm not him

Between my penis and my chin

There's Camembert and shame

I used to be elegantly thin

I'm sorry, babe, we both missed that train

Oh! No

If I follow you, all your girlfriends will know

Then I'll wind up with the other fools

Wasting, wasting his time

Following you 'round

I'm not a lonely guy with longing in his eye

But you said your man is bringing you down

Someone sweep me off my feet

I'm not an angel, believe me

I'm lonely but I'm here, baby, understand

Someone sweep me off my feet

Someone sweep me off my feet

I'm not an angel, believe me

I'm lonely but I'm here, baby, understand