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I got a crazy story but my name ain't Von or Dirk (haa?)
Bouta hit one of my homies Cousins, asked if she knew Kirk (who?)
Said she had a room, 16 grams and some percs (ho!)
Told her my dick was longer than A-Z she said merch (wooo!)
So I'm switchin' Lanez, naww hoe, I ain't talkin' bout Torey (switch)
I'm bouta put it in the hole, like my name is Rory (bamm)
I'm not squirtin' in the bitch, I'm not tryna be on Maury (nooo)
Imma keep it a bean man, I ain't gon switch the story (sheesh)
So I pull up at the telly (woah)
Hilton Hotels, Double Tree (ha?)
I'm bout to dick her down, and it ain't no way I'm payin' a fee (whaa?)
I'm bout to smoke up her weed then do the dash like I'm Tay-K (the race)
She said she had one wish, lil' hoe think she Ray J (Ray J?)
We get up to her room, she get a call on her phone
I hear her say come through, who the fuck is she talkin' to? (who dat?)
She said my girl wanna be put in rotation, so she comin' through (yuh)
I'm like oooh, 1+1 is 2 (aye bow brrp)
Ayy I'm high as fuck, cuz I just popped a 10 (popped a 10) (perky, perky)
I hear her girl knockin', sayin' let me in (damn)
She broke her neck to get there, cuz she know I got 10 (neck, neck)
And I knock it out the box, I'm not your boyfriend (he a bum)
Now here come the action (action)
Told em turn on DND ion need distractions (nah)
Ion need no bullshit cuz I ain't Phil Jackson (nnahh)
I'm bussin' these hoes wide open side to side like a windshield wiper (buss it open)
Slang gang, #1 pick, ask Mel Kiper (Kiper)
You niggas is trash ion wanna join ya cypher (trash)
Off topic (off topic)
I'm close to giving these hoes a deposit (drip, splash)
What am I talking about? Nigga use some logic (huhhaa)
That was a crazy story but my name ain't Von or Dirk (bitch)
I hit one of my homie cousins, she said she aint know Kirk (Kirk Cousins)
Said she had a room, 16 grams and some percs (16 grams)
She said don't tell my cousin, that nigga will go berzerk (bet, bet)