First I Look At The Purse

What does every man look at first?

Some fellas look at the eyes

Some fellas look at the nose

Some fellas look at the size

Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if the eyes are red

I don't care if her nose is long

I don't care if she's underfed

I don't care if her clothes are worn (why, oh, why?)

'Cause first I look at the purse

Some fellas look the smiles they wear

Some fellas look the legs, that's all

Some fellas look the style of their hair

Some fellas want their waist to be small

I don't care if the teeth are big

I don't care if the legs are big

I don't care if their hair is a wig

Why waste time lookin' at the waistline? (why, oh, why?)

'Cause first I look at the purse

A woman can be fine as can be

With kisses sweet as honey

But that don't mean a thing to me

If she ain't got no money

'Cause if the purse is fat (yeah, yeah)

That's where it's at (yeah)

Yeah

Some fellas look at the way they walk

The way they swing and sway

Some fellas like the way they talk

And dig the things they say

But I don't care if she wobbles like a duck

Or talk with a lisp

I still think I'm in good luck

If the dollar bills are crisp (why, oh, why?)

'Cause first I look at the purse

(First I look at the purse), try to tell you

(First I look at the purse), yeah, yeah, yeah

(First I look at the purse), kisses can be as sweet as honey

(First I look at the purse), but I want me some money

(First I look at the purse), she can be covered with a rash

(First I look at the purse), as long as she gots some cash

(First I look at the purse), I want a big fine car

(First I look at the purse), and I want one suit

(First I look at the purse), like a Hollywood star