Rock and Roll Bisexual

She's got a van that's a small apartment

She's got Da Vinci tattoos

She goes to meetings with alcoholics

I've never seen her drink booze

I know she's so rock and roll bisexual

I can't say more

Rock and roll, rock and roll

He's got a band with his live-in-girlfriend

He shreds electric guitar

I've been a fan since I saw the show

And the song that sounds like The Cars

I know he's so rock and roll bisexual

I can't say more

Rock and roll, rock and roll

They made a movie with Uma Thurman

They suffered mixed reviews

A critic claimed they were overacting

The readers were confused

They ditched the valley for Laurel Canyon

They bought a wide-brim hat

They started jamming with other ex-actors

Now it's a country rock band

I know they're so rock and roll bisexual

I can't stay more rock and roll, rock and roll

I know they're so rock and roll bisexual

But I can't say more

Rock and roll, rock and roll