I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

I sucked another dick last night

Not saying that's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

But I sucked another dick last night

Now darling, don't get me wrong

It'd be you if you had a dong

Please don't tell our son, 'cause he won't understand

'Bout his cock gobbling cum swallowing crazy old man

Please accept me for the guy that I am

Not what I do in the back of a van

I sucked another dick last night

Not saying that's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

But I sucked another dick last night

Darling, stop yelling the baby's asleep

Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth

So, I need you to stop all this judging of me

The good Lord made all of us differently

I sucked another dick last night

Not saying that it's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

Once a month at most, not all the time

You have to trust, it'll all be alright

But I sucked another dick last night