Everyone Else Is An Asshole

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life, but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried to forgive, I tried to live and let live, but

Everyone else is an asshole

And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves

And no one wants to help 'cause they're all assholes

And every friendly chat is a knife in the back

Or a sneaky attack waiting to happen

I tried not to mind, I tried to be so kind, but

Everyone else is an asshole

I try to let love rule, but I feel like such a fool 'cause

Everyone else is an asshole

And they're out there even now, trying to mess me up somehow

They won't stop it now 'cause they're all assholes

And they're planning while I sleep, and even as we speak

To strike when I am weak 'cause they're all assholes

Everyone else, everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else, everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

It's time to defend, I know I have no friends

Everyone else is an asshole

I've got to get them first 'cause worse has come to worst

Everyone else is an asshole

But they put them blame on me, and pretended not to see

That I just want to be free from these assholes

Well, I couldn't take their shit, so I tried to deal with it

And now I look a bit like an asshole

I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life, but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried to overlook, and I've tried to close the book, but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried not to talk shit, but I just couldn't help it

Everyone else is an asshole

They called it assault, but it really wasn't my fault

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else, everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else, everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

I'm talkin' 'bout you, talkin' 'bout you (whoa, whoa-oh)

I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh)

You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh)

I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh)

You're an asshole, too, I'm talkin' 'bout you (whoa, whoa-oh)

I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh)

You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)