The Girls of Porn

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there

It's time to win a chance to butt-bang

Your daughter's tight virgin, cherry ass to caller number 666

The urge is too much to take (take)

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

Yeah, yeah, yeah

A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

triple "X" video

976 and I can whack it on the phone

(oh, you got a such nice ass)

Nobody's home, I'm alone

The devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S & M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro & both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest & bestiality too

We got Sade & the sweetest taboo

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav

And D-cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

(Mr. Bungle)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby