Christmas Time For My Penis

I see you've been feeling down

When I needed you, you've been around

So this year I've a Christmas surprise

that will make your spirits rise

I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me

And when things seemed unclear, you did the thinking for me.

I owe you so much that its hard,

to repay you for all the good times

and I won't forget you this year

It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand

When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that its hard,

to repay you for all the good times

And I'm going to give you the joy

that you've earned this year pal

It's Christmas time for my penis.

I owe you so much that its hard,

to repay you for all the good times

It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know you've been feeling down,

all pent up its so hard to breathe

Don't fret this Christmas,

you'll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it's hard,

to repay you for all the good times

we'll get whores and pornography,

your special holiday, pal

It's Christmas time for my penis.