I Am Dracula

I know something's up by how she looked at me tonight

I glide across the dance floor, I am Dracula

All these days of celebrations unspool on the floor

Like a film that got loose from the canister

I know it won't be long 'til everything is gone

And we move away to someplace in the Hamptons

I know I'm a ghost, you should've seen me making breakfast

My heart was like an egg without a spatula

Somehow I got a chip and I can only use remote controls

Like a haunted pet shop with no tarantulas

One day when they figure out sunscreen for the dead

I'll buy a new bathing suit from Amazon instead of more cat toys

I have this recurring dream I'm drunk in Paris in a taxi

The woman driver is awesome and wearing an X-Men t-shirt

She is laughing, playing air drums on the wheel to Captain Tenille

And I think I fell in love, I think I fell in love

I think I fell and broke my arm on the hotel curb

I know something's up by how she looked at me tonight

I glide across the dance floor, I am Dracula