Charlie Chan In Egypt

Please tell me if you can, Doc

What's causing my depression?

The fact we now engage in

Unprovoked aggression?

These kids we're sending out

To quote "defend our nation"

Come home completely shattered

A broken generation?

I feel like a stranger

In a strange land

Like I can't

Reveal my secret

Wherever I go

Wherever I am

I feel like

Charlie Chan in Egypt

Can all this sit-com laughter

Still conceal our sadness

While down in Foggy Bottom

They manufacture madness?

Thanks to the World Wide Web

And its near complete dominion

We're suffocating in

The quicksand of opinion

I feel like a stranger

In a strange land

Like I can't

Reveal my secret

Wherever I go

Wherever I am

I feel like

Charlie Chan in Egypt