Does Anyone Else In This Room Want To Marry His Or Her Own Grandmother?

Hey grandma, let's get married

I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do

We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia

Stay old with me, and I'll get old with you

I'll pay the bills, we'll cross the words and watch Murdock

We'll dine on the samples at the grocery store

We'll find a place and paint this whole house purple

Purple-ize the walls and we'll purple-ize the floor

And it breaks my heart to see you alone

Grandma, let's elope

And it breaks my heart to see you alone

Grandma, let's elope