Cheap as Chips

Oh, I'm no high roller, no big spender

But I'll love you cheap and tender

Met you down at the weekend market

Trading smiles by the bargain carpet

You said, "You fancy lunch?" I said, I might

If you don't mind ketchup packets tonight

Got no gold, no diamond ring

But I can make a jukebox sing

We'll dance for free on the grocery floor

To the beat of the beep from the discount store

Ain't got money, but I've got flair

You can find me anywhere there's a half-price pair

'Cause I'm cheap as chips, baby

But I'm golden through and through

Might not have much gravy

But I'll spend it all on you

Drive-thru dates and thrift-store threads

Dreams made out of day-old bread

We laugh too loud, we pay too small

But we're living large at the outlet mall

Ain't got credit, but I've got style

We'll stretch that dollar for a country mile

'Cause I'm cheap as chips, baby

But I'm golden through and through

Might not have much gravy

But I'll spend it all on you

Who needs diamonds when fries will do

I'll trade the world for a night with you

So grab that cone of salty bliss

We're rich in love and poor in risk

'Cause I'm cheap as chips, baby

But I'm golden through and through

Might not have much gravy

But I'll spend it all on you

Yeah, I'm cheap as chips, baby

But you make me feel brand new