Enormous Penis

Whenever life gets you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you're all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string

'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants

And the feeling's like a sunshiney day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)

Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay

Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah

Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da

Pe-ee-ee-nis

Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula

Everybody!

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts

And the feeling's like a sunshiney day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)

Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)

Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)

Everything is goin' my way

Yumm