Three-Legged Cat

You can't teach a three-legged cat to bark

You can't sneak naked past a dog in the dark

You can't eat candy with a silver spoon

Or tan your hide by the light of the moon

The well's dry while you keep on pumping

I said it once, it bears repeating

I'm not a season, you won't fall in love

You can't read a book ten miles above ground

Or tap a maple tree in a punk rock town

You can't harvest peaches, won't taste the fruit

Put wheels on your boots and make like a tree

The well's dry while you keep on pumping

I said it once, it bears repeating

I'm not a season, you won't fall in love

You can't teach a three-legged cat to bark

You can't pay the money in a basement apartment

Can't stand on a stump as a star

Or tan your hide by the light of the moon

The well's dry while you keep on pumping

I said it once, it bears repeating

I'm not a season, you won't fall in love

The well's dry while you keep on pumping

I said it once, it bears repeating

I'm not a season, you won't fall in love

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