Bad Guys' Christmas (Bonus Song)

Alright

Christmas everyone

And the fun has just begun

Soon Santa will be here

We've rehearsed this once or twice

And we know it won't be nice

But we really just don't care

We drank eggnog with the boys

And we talked about the toys

That we'd like to get all year

Can you imagine all the shit

We don't need but we could get

If we just kept the Santa here

Badababa, grab the chloroform and hide

Behind the Christmas tree

We'll do our best to make it easy peasy

Don't forget that Santa is immortal

And I bet those elves are packing heat

Alright

Alright

We made ourselves a plan

And the world won't understand

But in this life we all want more

You can judge us if you like

But you ain't getting a new bike

When the bodies hit the floor

We'll keep him comfortable I swear

We can feed him his reindeer

Keep him healthy making toys

We're all aware this isn't fair

But we've chosen not to share

With the other girls and boys

Badababa, we thought it first we

Know you are just jealous

Of our dream you'd all attempt

It if you could

We spent a year planning

Our atrocious little scheme

You spent yours being good

What do you mean he don't exist

That is a lie I must resist

Then who that fuck is leaving toys

For all the little girls and boys

You're telling me he isn't real

I can't deny the way I feel

It validates me

I don't accept the

Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Jesus and Mary

Cher and Sonny

But not old fatty

That isn't funny

There goes my ticket

To making money

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