Dollar Pool Fool

She's a tantalizin' stepper and a mighty handsome dresser

You can hear them neck bones pop when she walks by

She's a very astute mover everything seems to behoove her

And she never for an instant wondered why

Clean across the table I was totally unable

To tear my eyes away and watch the game

When she slide out of her coat Lord it made a big knot in my throat

And I knew right then I'd never be the same

Two mad men don't feel no pain

Or care if it is all in vain

The night was cold and we were hot

Diet pills and dollar pool

Make a man a fool

Wonder if that other guy knew that he was a gonna die

Or if he heard my pool cue slice the air

I tried to call the other day but my whole family moved away

Guess I'm lucky not to get the chair

Two mad men don't feel no pain

Or care if it is all in vain

The night was cold and we were hot

Diet pills and dollar pool

Make a man a fool