I Love Country Music

When you wish upon a star at night and you're lonesome

And the weight of the world has just been taken off your shoulder

You're dreaming of the sound of love so close to your ear

And you're turning on the radio and suddenly it's all so clear

And the radio goes

I love country music

I love country music

First you wish upon a star

Then you wish upon a car

And you're wishing that the highway

That you're riding would go so easy

So you're turning off your lights

And you're speeding through the night

And the moon is the only light that's guiding you home

And the moon is singing

I love country music

I love country music

I had a dream in which God himself

Came to me and he called me Sebastian

I stared at him in disbelief and said

"Why are you calling me Sebastian?"

And God, he came up very close to my ears with his giant

Beard and he whispered something that I did not get

But I think, yeah, this is the right translation to what God had said

I love country music

I love country songs

I love country music

I love country songs

Like: I walk the line so lonesome I could cry

Don't come home drinking with loving on your mind

Brain road lady, dusty road, jambalaya, crocodile tears

The ballad of Tom Joad, Rawhide, Rose Garden, On the road again

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

Sixteen times, Ring of Fire

And of course

New York, New York, big city of dream

And everything in New York ain't always what it seems

You might get fooled if you come up out of town

But I'm down by long and know my way around

Down in the village you might think I'm silly

But you can't tell the women from the men sometimes

There's sugar and spice, everything nice

When you get them home I can tell you what you find

Right next door lives a little old man

I see him eating dog food out of a can