The democrats won't save you if you're drowning
They won't help you if you are in pain
They'll ask you for your vote
They'll tell you they are broke
Then send a lot of money to Ukraine
Republicans will obviously kill you
But at least you know where they are at
They'll shoot you in the head
Make sure that you are dead
The Democrats will shoot you in the back
But this is the best democracy
We've ever had anywhere
(If you're a billionaire boys, if you're a billionaire)
Oh shit!
Oh dear
Here comes another election year
I'd rather have a stick in both my eyes
We'll spend a billion dollars
Everybody screams and hollers
And either way
The planet fucking fries
But this is the best democracy
We've ever had anywhere
(If you're a billionaire boys, if you're a billionaire)