Eddie, Bruce and Paul

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?

And Eddie had it good

But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks

So after a couple years

Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man

(A NEW MAN)

Paul got fucked, fucked by Steve

Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed

Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?

What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce?

And Samson knew

Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship

With Paul no longer around,

Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to

(CONVINCED HIM TO)

Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce

How you supposed to rock 'n' roll without substance abuse

Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest