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As I get older these girls stay the same age
Matthew Mcconaughey
In the sense that I'm feeling Dazed and Confused
To why the booze isn't making me smooth today
Tryna transition "Hey" into "Let's go to my place"
It isn't working
I don't know what to do next
A rainstorm of teardrops blowing up her text
I'm really hurting
Easiest to get erect
Premature ejaculation from the lack of having sex
I'm stressed must confess need some ass
It's essential
Shots on my tab back to my pad
I'm rapping the slab like tinfoil
SIKE
Lack of affection from this female selection
Has got me feeling depressed
That's when I spot the pink potential like
HOT DAMN
Top off my Shirley Temple
Walk up to her all cocky like
"What up here the credentials
I'm fit, funny, nice, raised right, I brought protection"
Can tell by her expression she's really not interested
Rejection the fuck!
That's when I saw him
Saw who?
On the dance floor moon walking he had
What?
Nine or ten birds flocking
It was weird
He wasn't even that handsome
Later on he was alone
I had a window that I could close him
Seized the moment and told him
I'm in need of some coaching
The way you play the game isn't fair
It's like you poaching
Girl approaching
Yeah take notes kid then he said
Right when I walked past you
Couldn't help it I wasn't staring at you
I thought
Girl you look familiar
I think I swiped right on tinder
Ya tinder game strong girl
I like your style
I stalked the shit out ya tinder profile
Judged all of yo pics
The girl's on trial
Let's dip to the crib
I'm into these tinder girls