I Couldn't Get High

But he could not get high!

I went to a party the other night

I wanted to fill my brain with light

I grabbed myself a bottle and I started drinking wine

Oh, pretty soon I'd be feeling fine

But I couldn't get high, Lord!

Don't know why, why, why

I blew down the bottle and I whipped out my pipe

Stuffed it full of dope and I gave it a light

I huffed, puffed, smoked it out too

And after a while my heart was nearly broke

Because I couldn't get high, shit!

I don't know why, why, why

I threw down the pipe as pissed as I could be

And I gobbled up a mound of LSD

I waited thirty minutes for my body to sink

I waited and I waited but never felt a thing

Because I couldn't get high, Lord!

I don't know why, why, why

Tell me why!

I couldn't get high, Lord!

Don't know why, why, why, why

Lord knows I tried, thought I would die

I wanted to cry because I couldn't get high

No! No! No! No! No!

Thank you

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