I've Got a Gas Grill for Sale, It's a Weber Grill

Welcome to the show

First and last, to and fro

My own worst enemy as I recall, all in all

Stick around, don't miss the blow by blow

After all these years you'd think I'd be in the know

Pathetic excuses lost in the details

Gritting my teeth and biting my nails

Nothing is left, nothing prevails

Wine - a hopelessly ignorant fate

Just a weakened compassionate tear

From the path that we've beaten

Welcome to the show

First and last, to and fro

My own worst enemy as I recall, all in all

Front row seat to my downfall

Gather round great and small

Listen to the village idiot in his town hall

Welcome to the show

First and last, to and fro

My own worst enemy beyond recall

All in all

All in all beyond recall

Falling and falling - the rot I'm exhaling

Tipping to balance the scales

Exit stage left

Exit stage right

I'm giving up without a fight

Exit stage left

Exit stage right

I'm giving up, please don't shoot on sight