When I'm Cleaning Windows

Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest buck

For a nosy popper, it's an interesting job

It's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you would be

If you could see what I can see when I'm cleaning windows

The honeymooning couples too, you should see 'em bill and coo

You'd be suprised the things they do when I'm cleaning windows

In my profession I work hard but I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I get right to the top

A blushing bride, she looks divine, the bridegroom, he is doing fine

I'd rather have his job than mine when I'm cleaning windows

The chambermaids, sweet names I call, it's a wonder I don't fall

My mind's not on my work at all when I'm cleaning windows

I know a fella, such a swell, he has a thirst, it's plain to tell

I've seen him drink his father's well when I'm cleaning windows

In my profession I work hard but I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I get right to the top

Pyjamas lying side by side, ladies nighties I have spied

I've often seen what goes inside when I'm cleaning windows

An old maid walks around the floor, she's so fed up, one day I'm sure

She'll drag me in and lock the door when I'm cleaning windows

When I'm cleaning windows