LAB COAT

I'm putting as much time as I can between you and me

I'm forcing fate's hand, we're not meant to be

My first time using slang, the last time I value practicality

I would have let you keep doing that to me

For Northwest-Ohioan eternity

I'd escape to the comforter listening to bands from '03

Guess I grew out of futility

I'm entitled to my mediocrity

Can you trust that I just might be smart enough to know

What a sick dog looks like, or do I need to put on a lab coat

I'm doing math in pen, I'm watching the film before reading the book

I'm squeezing every ounce of solitude from my sister's guest room

I'm drinking a Rainier and going against the natural order of things

And all of my friends think that's just fine

My therapist thinks that that's just fine, just fine

Guess I grew out of futility

I'm entitled to my mediocrity

Can you trust that I just might be smart enough to know

What a sick dog looks like

I can hack it at some company

And just maybe next year I'll get my degree

But you don't seem to trust that I'm smart enough to know

What a sick dog looks like

Do I need to put on a lab coat

I got tired, you got tired

I got tired, you got tired

I don't think that makes us evil

I don't think that makes us evil

I don't think that makes us evil

Would you trust me more if I put on

A lab coat, a lab coat

A lab coat, a lab coat

I don't think that makes us evil

I don't think that makes us evil